Connor: "I think it's 350."
Lori: "What is 350?"
Connor: "My fever."
Cereal
Dec 29, 2010
Lori: "Connor, your cereal is on the table."
Connor: "It's cereal. S-E-I-L-L. But it's S-L for short."
Cantaloupe
Dec 27, 2010
Connor: "Why did you call that animal a cantaloupe?"
Papaw: "I said it was an antelope."
Connor: (laughing) "Oh, I thought it was because it had a lot of vitamin A."
Legos
December 23, 2010
Connor is playing with his new set of Toy Story 3 Legos. Jason asked if he liked them. Connor exclaimed, "Love 'em! Real much."
Presents
December 23, 2010
Connor: "How long before we open presents? I'm just asking. How many seconds?"
Diced Tomatoes
December 21, 2010
We were listening to the radio and heard a commercial for diced tomatoes. Connor gasped, "Diced tomatoes?!?" I told him when you dice something, you chop it up into small pieces. He said, "Oh. I thought you meant you make little tomato squares, put dots on them, and roll them like in a game."
Visiting Upstate Mississippi
March 19, 2006
While we were visiting New Albany, Jason's father (Papaw) had some men cutting down trees that were next to his house. Uncle Tyler took Connor outside to see what was going on. One of the men leaned over to pick up a large tree stump. Tyler asked Connor, "Who is that?" Connor waited for a few seconds. Then, the guy stood up with his arms around the stump. Connor yelled, "The Hulk!!"
Who's There?
Dec. 16, 2010
Connor: "Mom, Knock Knock"
Lori: "Who's There?"
Connor: "Orange.... No, wait, Apple... No, Orange. ... Banana. Um, yea. Banana."
Punishment?
Connor to Ethan: "If you fuss one more time, you are grounded. No nipple for one month."
Bops
June 1, 2009
After eating a snappy turtle with butterfinger at Bops and having to chew for a long time, Connor asked, "Did I just eat a finger?"
Bunk Beds (#2)
September 2010
When we moved in all the baby furniture, Connor was excited about the changing table. He called it the "three-headed bunk bed."
Bunk Beds
Feb 1, 2010
Lori: "Connor, having a bunk bed would be cool."
Connor: "No, let's get a three-headed bunkbed. One for me and one for each of the twins."
Lori: "Would it be ok if we didn't have twins?"
Connor: "That would be fine. We could just have twins later."
Mulan
He started singing, "Bring an otter to a ball." (The correct lyrics to the Mulan song are "Bring Honor to us all.")
Debates
While watching the 2008 presidential debates on tv, Connor quietly started chanting, "Ceeeeeeeupdownupdownup" over and over. After about 30 times I realized he was saying what the light was doing around the edges of the CNN logo on the bottom of the screen.
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