"With Ethan's slobber, Mom's brains, Dad's punchiness, and my Karate class, we are UNSTOPPABLE!"
Best Friends
Connor was holding Ethan on New Years Day.
"I love him so much. He's my number 2 best friend. Daddy is my number 1 best friend. He's number 2."
Steak
We were ordering our dinner from Kyoto's. Connor wanted the steak.
Jason: How do you want your steak cooked? Medium?
Connor: Medium? No, I'll have a large.
Voting for Friends
Connor: Who would you vote for to be your friend, God or the devil?
Lori: I would definitely choose God.
Connor: Good. Because the devil would get you in a heap of trouble.
Stronger
"Mom, if you get stronger, try to remember not to fight me. I don't want to have to beat you up. I know Karate."
What's the Word?
"What is that word again when you eat a bag of chips, then you go play for a long time, then you come back and eat the chips, but they aren't very good? Stale! Yeah, that's the one."
So Sad
Pigs in a Blanket
Lori: What do you want for dinner?
Connor: I think you know...
Lori: Brussel sprouts! Yes!
Connor: No, no. You know.
Lori: Pigs in a blanket. Yes!
Connor: No, we don't even eat pigs. Besides they don't even wear blankets. Do you know what their blankets are? Mud!