Connorisms: May 2011

May 26, 2011

Connor - Dad, I don't want to wash my hair in the water I pooted in. ... I just pooted again. ... And again. ... And again.

May 23, 2011

"We had a dance contest. And I won. 'Cause I've got moves."

May 22, 2011

Connor saw an old GMC van outside. He said, "Now, that's a bizarre vehicle."

May 8, 2011

Asha: I'm going to wait until I'm 13 to start dating. When will you start dating?

Connor: When I'm 65. I hate kissing, hate kissing, hate kissing.