"I can't even make an arm-fart."
BMF
June 10, 2011
Connor - Mom, you are my BMF.
Lori - What does that mean?
Connor - My Best Mom Forever.
Hungry
June 3, 2011
Connor - You know how sometimes people say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"? Well, do you know what insects say?
Jason - No. What do they say?
Connor - They say they are so hungry they could eat a horsefly!
Jason - (laughing) Well, then. What does a horse say?
Connor - Neigh!
(later on they decided on what a horse would say - "I'm so hungry I could eat a person.")
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