An astute observation:
"There are 3 types of movies. One is like 'Handy Manny.' It is only drawn by hand or computer. One is like 'Wild Kratts.' Part of it is animated and part has real people. The other one is like 'Transformers.' It only has real people."
"I want to eat some of those rooster crackers."
(He meant chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers.)
We wanted to eat at a new restaurant called Cheddars. When we were driving down Lakeland, Connor looked out his window and asked, "Where is Cheese?"
(After taking a sip of Sprite): "I burped out of my mouth. But sprite steam came out of my nose."
"What kind of candy is this called? Are they called Zeps?"
(He meant Pez.)
I was reminding Connor of "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe." He started, "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. Catch a Tiger on his toe. If somebody has 50 dollars, give it to me."
Connor (to his neighbor Greyson) - Never hurt a woman because it is against the law and you'll go to jail.
Connor - Daddy, there are 4 Peters I know of.
Jason - Who are they?
Connor - Peter Parker. Harry Potter. (slight confused pause)
Jason - Harry Pott...
Connor - (interrupting) Ok. 3 then.
"That is disgusting. Who would put gum on my dad's restaurant table? They will pay dearly for that."
Lori - Do you like country music?
Connor - No, I like city music. Like Justin Bieber. Now that's good city music.
Connor was taking a bath. He said he must be allergic to going under the water. He said, "Every time I go under the water and it goes up my nose, it hurts and it makes me have to sneeze."
We remembered that Connor used to call Chuck E. Cheese's "Chucky Jesus" when he was younger. Jason asked him if he remembered. Connor said that he called it that because he thought it was a restaurant with a cheese Jesus.
Connor hears a noise at the front of our house. He looks out the door to see our neighbor cutting his grass. Connor exclaims, "It's just Mr. Andrew plowing his field."
