Jingle Bells

November 24, 2011

"… Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse-headed sleigh."

Bass Pro Christmas

November 21, 2011

"At the Bass Pro Shop, it isn't the real Santa. He's a fake Santa. And the reindeer aren't real, either. Well, they are real. They killed them and put them in suspended-animation."

Mushrooms

November 15, 2011

After Tae Kwon Do, Connor was talking jibberish to one of the other students in his class. The boy's father laughed and said that it must be something in my cooking. Connor exclaimed, "It was the mushrooms!"

Tiny Touch Phone

November 15, 2011

"Ethan's play phone is a Tiny Touch Phone by Vuh-teh-ch."

(He tried to phonetically sound out VTech.)