Laugh Bomb

January 30, 2012

(laughing) "Dad, a laugh bomb must've gone off. I can't stop!"

Mad

January 23, 2012

"You better not get me mad. When you get me mad, the mad part comes on!"

Store Names

December 3, 2011

While shopping in Hattiesburg, Connor commented on some of the store names he saw.

"Turtle Greek Mall" - (Turtle Creek Mall)
"Turtle Green Mall" - (again, Turtle Creek)
"Delizards" - (Dillard's)
"Office Deport" - (Office Depot)
"Paylee Shoo-Shorce" - (Payless Shoesource)
"Poopeyes" - (do I need to translate this one?)

Guess Who

January 2, 2012

"Who hugs honey and doesn't wear pants?"

Newk's Grab-n-Go

January 3, 2012

"They shouldn't call it a Grab-n-Go. They need to change the name to Grab-Pay-n-Go, so people know to pay before they leave."

Child of the Information Age

January 5, 2012

Connor (while in the living room with Jason): "Dad, can you text Mom to tell her I love her. I don't really feel like walking down to her bedroom."