Identical Cord
Connor - One day, Ethan had his identical cord pulled out at BabiesRUs.
Mimi - Do you mean umbilical cord?
Breakfast
Me - Good morning, Connor. It's time to get up. What do you want for breakfast?
Connor (just waking up and groggy) - I want some "go back to sleep" for breakfast.
Love Hurts
(Connor crawled in my lap while I was still eating dinner to give me a big hug.)
Me - Oh, Connor, easy. I just ate and my stomach hurts. Oh, and your chin is digging into my shoulder, too.
Connor - Well, what can I say? Love hurts!
Easter
"Mom, on this Veggie Tales movie, the queen's name is Esther, NOT Easter. Don't get it confused."
Ninjas
"I want to learn Japanese, so I can become the Green Ninja. Because ninjas usually begin in Japan."
Black Widow Spider
Connor - One time I saw a black widow spider. And I killed it and saw its guts.
Me - Well, if you ever see a black widow spider again, you need to walk away because they are poisonous.
Connor - Well I tried to walk away, but I saw it and I just knew I had to die it.
Deviled Egg
Lori - Connor, what would you like to eat?
Connor - Well, I'll start with a DareDeviled Egg.