Identical Cord

April 28, 2012

Connor - One day, Ethan had his identical cord pulled out at BabiesRUs.

Mimi - Do you mean umbilical cord?

Breakfast

April 13, 2012

Me - Good morning, Connor. It's time to get up. What do you want for breakfast?

Connor (just waking up and groggy) - I want some "go back to sleep" for breakfast.

Love Hurts

April 12, 2012

(Connor crawled in my lap while I was still eating dinner to give me a big hug.)

Me - Oh, Connor, easy. I just ate and my stomach hurts. Oh, and your chin is digging into my shoulder, too.

Connor - Well, what can I say? Love hurts!

Easter

April 12, 2012

"Mom, on this Veggie Tales movie, the queen's name is Esther, NOT Easter. Don't get it confused."

Ninjas

April 10, 2012

"I want to learn Japanese, so I can become the Green Ninja. Because ninjas usually begin in Japan."

Black Widow Spider

April 10, 2012

Connor - One time I saw a black widow spider. And I killed it and saw its guts.

Me - Well, if you ever see a black widow spider again, you need to walk away because they are poisonous.

Connor - Well I tried to walk away, but I saw it and I just knew I had to die it.

Deviled Egg

April 8, 2012

Lori - Connor, what would you like to eat?
Connor - Well, I'll start with a DareDeviled Egg.