"I'm thinking overheaded. I'm thinking over the box. I mean I'm thinking out of the box."
Mario
August 20, 2011
Connor - There's a Boner in my game.
Jason (inquisitively) - There is a what in your game?
Connor - You know. That guy in Mario that is only bones.
Jason - His name is Dry Bones.
Connor - I call him Boner.
Jason (laughing) - Well, let's call him something other than that.
Types of Movies
July 31, 2011
An astute observation:
"There are 3 types of movies. One is like 'Handy Manny.' It is only drawn by hand or computer. One is like 'Wild Kratts.' Part of it is animated and part has real people. The other one is like 'Transformers.' It only has real people."
Crackers
July 24, 2009 (Age - 5 years)
"I want to eat some of those rooster crackers."
(He meant chicken-in-a-biscuit crackers.)
Cheddars
July 28, 2009 (Age: 5 years)
We wanted to eat at a new restaurant called Cheddars. When we were driving down Lakeland, Connor looked out his window and asked, "Where is Cheese?"
Sprite
August 3, 2009 (Age - 5 years)
(After taking a sip of Sprite): "I burped out of my mouth. But sprite steam came out of my nose."
Candy
Sept 9, 2009 (Age: 5 years)
"What kind of candy is this called? Are they called Zeps?"
(He meant Pez.)
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Sept 12, 2009 (Age: 5 years)
I was reminding Connor of "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe." He started, "Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe. Catch a Tiger on his toe. If somebody has 50 dollars, give it to me."
Against the Law
Oct 16, 2009 (Age: 6 years)
Connor (to his neighbor Greyson) - Never hurt a woman because it is against the law and you'll go to jail.
Peters
June 12, 2011
Connor - Daddy, there are 4 Peters I know of.
Jason - Who are they?
Connor - Peter Parker. Harry Potter. (slight confused pause)
Jason - Harry Pott...
Connor - (interrupting) Ok. 3 then.
Gum
July 30, 2011
"That is disgusting. Who would put gum on my dad's restaurant table? They will pay dearly for that."
Country music
July 30, 2011
Lori - Do you like country music?
Connor - No, I like city music. Like Justin Bieber. Now that's good city music.
Allergic
July 17, 2011
Connor was taking a bath. He said he must be allergic to going under the water. He said, "Every time I go under the water and it goes up my nose, it hurts and it makes me have to sneeze."
Chuck E. Cheese's
July 17, 2011
We remembered that Connor used to call Chuck E. Cheese's "Chucky Jesus" when he was younger. Jason asked him if he remembered. Connor said that he called it that because he thought it was a restaurant with a cheese Jesus.
Plowing
July 16, 2011
Connor hears a noise at the front of our house. He looks out the door to see our neighbor cutting his grass. Connor exclaims, "It's just Mr. Andrew plowing his field."
BMF
June 10, 2011
Connor - Mom, you are my BMF.
Lori - What does that mean?
Connor - My Best Mom Forever.
Hungry
June 3, 2011
Connor - You know how sometimes people say "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"? Well, do you know what insects say?
Jason - No. What do they say?
Connor - They say they are so hungry they could eat a horsefly!
Jason - (laughing) Well, then. What does a horse say?
Connor - Neigh!
(later on they decided on what a horse would say - "I'm so hungry I could eat a person.")
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