May 6, 2012
Connor - Mom, if you had a super power, what would yours be?
Mom - Hmmm. I don't know. What would yours be?
Connor - Mine would be telekinesis. I want the ability to move things with my mind.
Identical Cord
April 28, 2012
Connor - One day, Ethan had his identical cord pulled out at BabiesRUs.
Mimi - Do you mean umbilical cord?
Connor - One day, Ethan had his identical cord pulled out at BabiesRUs.
Mimi - Do you mean umbilical cord?
Breakfast
April 13, 2012
Me - Good morning, Connor. It's time to get up. What do you want for breakfast?
Connor (just waking up and groggy) - I want some "go back to sleep" for breakfast.
Love Hurts
April 12, 2012
(Connor crawled in my lap while I was still eating dinner to give me a big hug.)
Me - Oh, Connor, easy. I just ate and my stomach hurts. Oh, and your chin is digging into my shoulder, too.
Connor - Well, what can I say? Love hurts!
Easter
April 12, 2012
"Mom, on this Veggie Tales movie, the queen's name is Esther, NOT Easter. Don't get it confused."
Ninjas
April 10, 2012
"I want to learn Japanese, so I can become the Green Ninja. Because ninjas usually begin in Japan."
Black Widow Spider
April 10, 2012
Connor - One time I saw a black widow spider. And I killed it and saw its guts.
Me - Well, if you ever see a black widow spider again, you need to walk away because they are poisonous.
Connor - Well I tried to walk away, but I saw it and I just knew I had to die it.
Deviled Egg
April 8, 2012
Lori - Connor, what would you like to eat?
Connor - Well, I'll start with a DareDeviled Egg.
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Quesadilla Mountains
February 26, 2012
Connor was studying the state of Washington in our Geography lesson. He said, "There are 2 mountain ranges, the Olympic Mountains and the Quesadilla Mountains." (He meant the Cascade Mountains.)
Lactose Intolerance
March 26, 2012
Conversation about drinking milk...
Jason - I can't drink milk. It makes my stomach hurt. It has something called lactose in it.
Connor - Is that kind of like garlic toast?
POTUS
February 26, 2012
Connor - Who was President of the United States when Dad was born?
Me - Well, let's look it up. What year was Dad born?
Connor - Umm... 1913?
Groundhog's Day
February 2, 2012
Me - Today is Groundhog's Day!
Connor - Oh! We need to go see Papaw Chris!
Me - (pause) What do you mean?
Connor - We need to see him, because it's Grandpa's Day.
Store Names
December 3, 2011
While shopping in Hattiesburg, Connor commented on some of the store names he saw.
"Turtle Greek Mall" - (Turtle Creek Mall)
"Turtle Green Mall" - (again, Turtle Creek)
"Delizards" - (Dillard's)
"Office Deport" - (Office Depot)
"Paylee Shoo-Shorce" - (Payless Shoesource)
"Poopeyes" - (do I need to translate this one?)
Newk's Grab-n-Go
January 3, 2012
"They shouldn't call it a Grab-n-Go. They need to change the name to Grab-Pay-n-Go, so people know to pay before they leave."
Child of the Information Age
January 5, 2012
Connor (while in the living room with Jason): "Dad, can you text Mom to tell her I love her. I don't really feel like walking down to her bedroom."
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