July 11, 2012
"Mario wears pants, a long-sleeve shirt, and a hat. And he is not even hot when he goes to the desert or the lava lair! He just doesn't care where lava is."
Chin Guitar
July 3, 2012
Connor: That little statue is playing the chin guitar.
Jason: (laughing) Nope, that's a fiddle.
Connor: That little statue is playing the chin guitar.
Jason: (laughing) Nope, that's a fiddle.
Teamwork
June 29, 2012
(Uncle Don helped Connor and his cousin Asha untangle a balloon string from a ceiling fan.)
Connor: Look at what a good job y'all did at getting the balloon out.
Asha: Yeah, that was fast.
Uncle Don: I know, teamwork makes the dream work.
Connor: And Dreamworks makes Shrek!
(Uncle Don helped Connor and his cousin Asha untangle a balloon string from a ceiling fan.)
Connor: Look at what a good job y'all did at getting the balloon out.
Asha: Yeah, that was fast.
Uncle Don: I know, teamwork makes the dream work.
Connor: And Dreamworks makes Shrek!
Haiku - "Dinosaurs"
June 28, 2012
Connor's Haiku - "Dinosaurs"
Dinosaurs were big.
They ate meat and sometimes plants.
They are extinct now.
Haiku - "Cobras"
June 28, 2012
Connor's Haiku - "Cobras"
Cobras — poisonous,
Venomous with big sharp fangs.
Beware, the Cobras!
Buzz Lightyear
June 12, 2012
Connor - Buzz Lightyear is actually talking about Comcast On-Demand. (mimicking Buzz) "To XFinity and Beyond!"
Grill
June 4, 2012
Mom (to Mimi, Connor's grandmother) - There is a grill out front?
Mimi - Yes, there is.
Connor - You mean y'all have a gorilla out front and you didn't tell me?!?
Mom (to Mimi, Connor's grandmother) - There is a grill out front?
Mimi - Yes, there is.
Connor - You mean y'all have a gorilla out front and you didn't tell me?!?
The Birds and the Bees
May 30, 2012
Connor: I wish I had more watermelons in my teetee.
Me: Watermelons? Haha. Do you want me to tell you the scientific name for them? Testicles.
C: Testicles?!? Oh. What are they for?
Me: Umm, well, they are for when you get older.
C: Well, does that mean I have little brains in my teetee?!? I don't know what they are. I don't know if they are miniature peanuts in my teetee. I don't know if there are footballs in my teetee. I don't know if there are eggs in my teetee.
Me: Well, actually a mother has eggs in her body. I have eggs inside my body.
C: You mean you are a bird? That must be why I can fly and glide!
Me: (laughing) No, I am not a bird.
C: A reptile?
Me: Neither one.
C: Ohh, so a mom has eggs and then they hatch inside of her and a baby comes out.
Me: (still laughing) My eggs don't hatch into babies. When an egg is fertilized, it grows into a baby.
C: (laughing) I just don't understand what are you saying? Why can't you just agree with me that you are a bird? You are so crazy, Mom.
Connor: I wish I had more watermelons in my teetee.
Me: Watermelons? Haha. Do you want me to tell you the scientific name for them? Testicles.
C: Testicles?!? Oh. What are they for?
Me: Umm, well, they are for when you get older.
C: Well, does that mean I have little brains in my teetee?!? I don't know what they are. I don't know if they are miniature peanuts in my teetee. I don't know if there are footballs in my teetee. I don't know if there are eggs in my teetee.
Me: Well, actually a mother has eggs in her body. I have eggs inside my body.
C: You mean you are a bird? That must be why I can fly and glide!
Me: (laughing) No, I am not a bird.
C: A reptile?
Me: Neither one.
C: Ohh, so a mom has eggs and then they hatch inside of her and a baby comes out.
Me: (still laughing) My eggs don't hatch into babies. When an egg is fertilized, it grows into a baby.
C: (laughing) I just don't understand what are you saying? Why can't you just agree with me that you are a bird? You are so crazy, Mom.
Zero Calories
May 10, 2012
At the dentist, Connor was talking to Ms. Connie while she was cleaning his teeth.
Connor - I have had zero calories before in my teeth. I brush really well!
Ms. Connie (laughing) - Is that right? Zero calories.
At the dentist, Connor was talking to Ms. Connie while she was cleaning his teeth.
Connor - I have had zero calories before in my teeth. I brush really well!
Ms. Connie (laughing) - Is that right? Zero calories.
Super Powers II
May 6, 2012
Mom - What would Ethan's super power be?
Connor - Well, he would poop, and then a cage would come out. Throw-up lasers and poop cages.
Mom - What would Ethan's super power be?
Connor - Well, he would poop, and then a cage would come out. Throw-up lasers and poop cages.
Super Powers
May 6, 2012
Connor - Mom, if you had a super power, what would yours be?
Mom - Hmmm. I don't know. What would yours be?
Connor - Mine would be telekinesis. I want the ability to move things with my mind.
Connor - Mom, if you had a super power, what would yours be?
Mom - Hmmm. I don't know. What would yours be?
Connor - Mine would be telekinesis. I want the ability to move things with my mind.
Identical Cord
April 28, 2012
Connor - One day, Ethan had his identical cord pulled out at BabiesRUs.
Mimi - Do you mean umbilical cord?
Connor - One day, Ethan had his identical cord pulled out at BabiesRUs.
Mimi - Do you mean umbilical cord?
Breakfast
April 13, 2012
Me - Good morning, Connor. It's time to get up. What do you want for breakfast?
Connor (just waking up and groggy) - I want some "go back to sleep" for breakfast.
Love Hurts
April 12, 2012
(Connor crawled in my lap while I was still eating dinner to give me a big hug.)
Me - Oh, Connor, easy. I just ate and my stomach hurts. Oh, and your chin is digging into my shoulder, too.
Connor - Well, what can I say? Love hurts!
Easter
April 12, 2012
"Mom, on this Veggie Tales movie, the queen's name is Esther, NOT Easter. Don't get it confused."
Ninjas
April 10, 2012
"I want to learn Japanese, so I can become the Green Ninja. Because ninjas usually begin in Japan."
Black Widow Spider
April 10, 2012
Connor - One time I saw a black widow spider. And I killed it and saw its guts.
Me - Well, if you ever see a black widow spider again, you need to walk away because they are poisonous.
Connor - Well I tried to walk away, but I saw it and I just knew I had to die it.
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